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[03 Dec 2004|10:49am]

i'm a computer dork...here's the stain pic (on my icon)
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virgin mary stain [03 Dec 2004|10:31am]

this stain is on my bedroom ceiling- i think it looks like the virgin mary. (wish i had a bigger pic, but i don't know how to post those) proof- god likes ME best!!
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mary is a BITCH!!! [16 Oct 2003|11:34am]

[ mood | bored ]

yeah fools...
i saw mary at the mall last night.
she gettin' peeped by this black chick and i was like, "damn bitch! what would jesus do?!"

dumb bitch just sat there and stared...
didn't say SHIT!

it was probbly cuz she was a statue though but STILL!

oh yeah, i'm new...
my name is jessica.

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[30 Jun 2003|02:55pm]

Ok I have an obsession with catholic iconery
especially the virgin mary......

I think it might be sexual.
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[08 Oct 2002|02:09pm]

Mary and I had some dinner the other day, and she was telling me about her first time. I thought it was quite interesting that her first boyfriend would bite her during sex. She said that she liked that. But old Joe doesn't do it for her. Thank goodness God knocked her up because I doubt she would've wanted kids with Joe.
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[31 Jul 2002|09:29pm]

my new icon is catholicious
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[19 Jun 2002|02:36am]
[ mood | amused ]

I got a new Mary today. My boyfriend got her for me 'cuz he knows how much I lurve that skank <3 She's really tiny, too but she still has a fat ass :O.

I like to chew on her head o.0

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[15 Jun 2002|01:46am]
[ mood | amused ]

W00t, how many of you out there can say you've ever played Bibleopoly, hmmm?! -I- can! XD It's -great-. It's just like Monopoly only -cooler-. The places to buy are religious cities [save Mecca *pouts*] and instead of Chance cards they're Faith/Contingency XD When you land on the "free parking" space you hafta give all your money to the whore Mary and if you land on "go to jail" you hafta go meditate [or go fuck yourself, as I so blatantly wrote on the board *giggle*]. I recommend this game for all Mary fans ^_^

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[04 Jun 2002|05:25pm]


Jesus Christ!

So now I understand why the Lakers were so lucky in those two games, Jesus plays for the Lakers... hrmmm / I think he was traded from the Baseball's Yankees 2 seasons ago.
Mother Mary's kids sure do well fo demselves...
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Oh my! Oh my! [27 May 2002|04:59am]
Mother Mary got sloshed w/me last night.

And when she's sloshed, watch out, she turns into a DRUNKEN PARTY WHORE.

Needless to say, her own son fell right off his cross in disappointment. *Kisses his stigmata and makes it aaall better*
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[24 May 2002|12:32pm]
[ mood | sick ]

I need a new Mary. All my other ones have gotten very hum-drum. Especially that bitch in the corner *spits at her*.

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x_X [19 May 2002|06:54pm]

[ mood | dirty ]

mother mary,
i have commited a sin.
time to go bathe in bleach.
[bless me]

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[17 May 2002|12:36pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I have decided to create a masterpiece of the Virgin Mother bearing a very large wang.

I *heart* Photoshop.

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[13 May 2002|12:40pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

My friend told me last night that he can get me a big 3 foot -orange- Virgin Mary statue :D :D :D

He is now my new hero <3

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[03 May 2002|05:55pm]

A friend pointed this out to me in a post on my journal... but... could this be the Mary we all love so much?

"From Howard Stern. Show (I guess this morning). I don't know how true it is... but my friend Kyle sent it to me... it's mildly interesting, and I do love Howard:

''Do Anal, Keep Your Virginity'' Says Mom Of 16 Year Old Girl. 5/2/02. 8:15am
Howard had this woman Mary on the phone who says that she tells her 16 year old daughter to only have anal sex so she can keep her virginity until she's married. Mary said she's a Catholic woman who has just the one daughter. She says she has discussed sex with her daughter and she says that ''back door sex'' is one way to fulfil her sexual desires without looking like a sinner in the eyes of God. She said that she's read a lot of literature and nowhere does it say that ''back door sex'' is a sin. Mary said that she had anal sex before she was married so she was a ''virgin'' when she got married. She also said that she worked as a Vet-Tech and she saw animals doing this naturally so she figures it's a natural thing for humans too. Howard said this all sounds like a technicality to him. He took a bunch of phone calls and let people tell her how nuts she sounds. One woman said that condoms break easier when having anal sex so it's not a good thing. She asked Mary if she's had her daughter tested for AIDS because of that. Mary just argued that anal is best because it's not considered sex because it's not using the birth canal.
Mary told Howard that she and her husband still have anal sex most of the time because she really enjoys it. There were a couple of callers who said this is a great thing because it is one way for a guy to get a girl who doesn't want to lose her virginity. Howard also agrees with it and said it's great for women who are sluts but don't want to be dirty. Mary told Howard that oral sex isn't okay with her either. She said that's not a natural thing for people to do so she has advised her daughter not to do that.
Howard told Mary he backs her up on this idea but he wouldn't want his own daughters doing anything sexually. He thanked her for calling and wrapped up the call. "
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[02 May 2002|02:57am]

[ mood | relaxed ]

It was just one of those days..which extended into night. I had been stimulated all day by the pretty boys on campus as I thankfully made it though all of my classes again. Waiting for the bus, the eye candy was abundant. As I usually do, I got home and checked my email. It was then that I happened upon one of those naked parts communities. Then, I suddenly found myself stripping down..almost as though I was posessed. Shortly after that, I really found myself if you know what I mean. The touching continued and just as I was about to...well YOU KNOW, Mary came out from under my bed with a container of lubricant and said "Try this. It's nicer."

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Drunken party Mary storytime :D [24 Apr 2002|02:25am]
[ mood | crazy ]

Ok so this one time at band camp me and my friend Aaron [http://www.livejournal.com/users/lollirazor] were at a mutual friends graduation party. He'd had quiiite a bit to drink that night, so needless to say the next morning he was puking is innards out x.x And who was there to comfort him during his rough time rolling around in his own vomit but the great Mother herself *holy music plays in background*. She really pulled through for ya, didn't she, Aaron?

Oh and this other time Aaron shoved a Mary statue up his butt.. o.0;

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In the same vein as the last post-er... [22 Apr 2002|02:52pm]

[ mood | cold ]

Formal introduction? No. But I'll tell you this: I DO have six virgin marys peeking out at me from various angles in my room. And I have been known to steal them from unsuspecting people's yards. Sometimes I even masturbate with the immaculate statuettes, as they are incredibly dildo-like in shape.

Hey Cassie, tell the story of Party-Mary, the drunken slut.

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Jesus loves the little children. Especially w/a nice chianti. [22 Apr 2002|02:13pm]
[ mood | awake ]

New person here! *Waves arms frantically*


Mary rawks my sawks. There is no yard in this town that is safe from having their Mary kidnapped, mwahaha. I have been successful in abducting at least 6 in my day.. ahh. There's nothing better than the sweetness of that virgin ass.

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[21 Apr 2002|07:13pm]

[ mood | amused ]

God JC rocks! Does anyone know that site where you can ask him questions? I want to ask him if he likes it when a girl swallows... ehem... *cough*

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